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Urf Professor Review:
Lets start out point blank by me mentioning that “Urf Professor” a movie made in 2001 and never released is amongst the top 3 best comedies made in Hindi Cinema in the last 30 – 40 years. Almost at par with Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron, this is not one of those comedies that you smile throughtout, or laugh a few here and there or perhaps burst out laughing in one of those awesome scenes.
No Sir. For just like JBDY, Urf Professor gets you laughing so bad, that you fall off your chair, not once, not twice, but a dozen times in its two hour duration, that you go, seriously yaar, what the hell is going on!
Pankaj Advani, the writer & director (co-writer of Kundan Shah’s Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa) – arranged a private screening for PFC in Mumbai last night. Soft spoken such that cotton balls may feel heavier, I could not have had a better and more enjoyable evening in my visit to India.
Laced with cuss words throught out, which actually gel so well with the content flow and infact deliver so much of the rip roaring laughter, the movie takes off with a pre-suhaag raat scene where the husband decides that both him and his wife (Benica) should reveal about their past love affairs to start the marriage off a clean slate.
And boy oh boy. For the first time ever, you end up listening to a woman on Hindi screen daring to say “I had an affair with a boy who had a twelve inch cock… then there was the other one who took me from my backdoor… and then there were the twins who sandwiched me… and then…”
And then, there is never a single second for a breather. Not until the end credits roll in.
The husband (hilariously executed by Bakul Thakker) flabbergast, hires Professor, played brilliantly by Manoj Pahwa, who’s a voracious reader and a hitman. Then there’s Yashpal Sharma (at his comic best) who’s like the operations officer in Mumbai for his mafia boss now residing in Dubai. Yashpal plays the agent who receives contract killings and passes it to Pahwa to execute (literally) the contract.
Cut to the hotel room from where Pahwa arranges his telescopic rifle to shoot Thakker’s wife supposedly in the swimming pool of the hotel. Pahwa, checks the picture of the wife sent by Thakker. Problem. Pahwa’s forgotten his reading glasses.
And then starts a 10 minutes conversation on the phone, where Pahwa calls Sharma for help, who in turn calls Thakker. Probably one of the best comic sequences written in the last three decades of Hindi cinema, this is a 10 minute scene that is so razor sharply written and so precisely executed by Pahwa, Sharma and Thakker, where all three are at the top of their comic game. Making one laugh, and laugh so hard for a full 10 minutes that you fall off your chair, is one difficult job, and Advani, achieves it so effortlessly, that you are hit with a hard question at the end of the film…
Why in the world has Pankaj Advani not seen the light of a Bollywood day yet?
And that’s the tragedy of it all. One of the best comedies of Hindi cinema, will never see the light of the day because the censors will never allow this film to be released. But beyond that, are we that mature as a nation to be able to finally accept a movie of this nature?
Probably not, perhaps yes. We though shall never know. Cause this brilliant film will hardly be seen. An extremely toned down version of the movie, I’m told, was shown on television, but I do not believe it may have carried its hard hitting impact.
The film also stars Sharman Joshi (minus the star status), Antara Mali, Sri Vallabh Vyas (O Boy what a performance!)
With no formula, no story structure and hardly any firm lines drawn to traverse the story flow, this is one extremely brave effort, where the movie moves from one crazy point to another, for no rhyme or reason and yet you sit there glued to your chair, the glue ripping off every 10 minutes because you find yourself laughing on the floor.
Add to that a Kundan Shah stamp all over the story, where comedy has a purpose, an underbelly, a subtle meaning – message – observation, I present to you via this blog post the best comedy I’ve seen in the last 16 years since Andaz Apna Apna and in my view one of the top three best comedies in Hindi cinema, in the last three decades.
Lastly, I pray and hope, Pankaj Advani’s rip roaring thriller Sankat City releases soon (it is supposed to hit theaters in the last week of April) and reaches most of you.
Bollywood never realized what a gem has been lying amongst its midst for over 20 years.
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October 9, 2009
- Action fans, the wait is over. Dolph Lundgren and Jean-Claude Van Damme have finally re-teamed for Universal Soldier: A New Beginning, the sequel to their 1992 hit Universal Soldier. But although the stars are older and wiser this time around, the results aren't necessarily better.


The original concerned a squad of super-soldiers who are stronger, fitter and faster than the average man, and who operate without conscience or hesitation. Directed by Roland Emmerich, the film was essentially an excuse to pit two of the biggest action stars of the day against each other, and for that very reason was a blast from start-to-finish.

Unfortunately, this belated sequel lacks the wit and charm of its predecessor, resulting in a po-faced action flick that has 'straight-to-DVD' written all over it.


The story is a simple one - terrorists kidnap a couple of kids and occupy the Chernobyl Nuclear Complex, surrounding the reactor with explosives and threatening to set them off unless their demands for hostage release are met.

They also happen to have a second generation 'Universal Soldier' under their control, a hulking monster of a man played by Ultimate Fighter Andrei 'The Pitbull' Arlovski. The powers that be therefore have no alternative to but to call upon their own super-soldiers to save the day.

The only trouble is, it's a full hour before Lundgren appears on-screen, while Van Damme only shows up sporadically, meaning that unless you are a fan of 'The Pitbull' - special move the repeated punch to the head - it's all a bit of an anti-climax.

Of the two stars, Van-Damme certainly has the more interesting role, with his Luc Deveraux trying to be re-introduced into society at the start of the film. Undergoing psychological rehabilitation in Switzerland, this is very much the 'Muscles from Brussels' channelling his JCVD character - a thoughtful, understated performance tinged with sadness and regret.

It would have been interesting if the film stayed with this Frankenstein-inspired plot strain, but soon enough Deveraux is being pumped full of drugs to re-release the monster, leading up to the long-awaited finale fight with Dolph.

Unfortunately, even that is a little underwhelming, the site of two middle aged men kicking the crap out of each other not quite as exciting as watching two athletes at their physical peak doing the same thing in the original.

The rest of the film is a gritty affair that basically revolves around terrorists arguing with each other, soldiers arguing with each other, and the Pitbull punching people in the head. Repeatedly.

Director John Hyams can certainly stage an action sequence, with the opening car chase a humdinger and a couple of punch-ups mid-way through proceedings sending the pulse racing. But in trying to ground the film in a more believable reality, he loses some of the joy and exuberance of the original.

It's still exhilarating to see Van Damme do his high-kicking thing, and aside from The Governator, no one plays a robot man better than Dolph Lundgren. But if you're a fan of the pair, we'd recommend giving this New Beginning a miss and re-watching the original, both to keep those fond Universal memories intact, and to enjoy two action legends at the height of their powers.


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